What if Andy Dwyer’s dreams are about himself being Star-Lord and having Gamora kinda be Ann. And all the crazy adventures of GotG are just him imagining it? Like the racoon issue in Pawnee can be of Rocket.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean